Friend: So, what are you reading these days?
Me: Textbooks. I’ve been reading textbooks.
Friend: Your exams are a month away. Guy like you would top them even if you started a week before they begin.
Friend: LOL, seriously though, I’m sure you’re reading something good. Back to Grisham for good or still lingering on Baldacci?
Me: Yeah, there’s this real awesome book I know. You’d love it. Its the best work in crime fiction so far.
Friend: Best? Is it new?
Friend: So that’s probably why I haven’t heard of such a book. What’s the name?
Me: I haven’t decided yet.
Friend: (rolls eyes)